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2026 Performance — Prices updated Mar 23, 2026

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Live Portfolio Tracker — $100k starting 2026-01-01
RADAR
$101,886
+1.89%
G (0%)
L Fund (2050)
$97,911
-2.09%
L2050
C Fund Only
$96,701
-3.30%
C

Equity Curves

Started: $100,000 on 2026-01-01 Updated: 2026-03-23
RADAR Signal

DEFENSIVE

Both-Bear — 0% equity

-17

RADAR Score

Fund Scores

C Fund -17.4
S Fund -17.4
I Fund -17.4
MKT RSK STB
-41 -100 -67

Updated 2026-03-27 16:02

Current Allocation

G Fund 100%

Monthly Transfers

1

of 2 used

1 remaining

1 transfer left this month · G moves are free

Transfer Deadline

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until deadline

Market Overview

2026-03-28

Current allocation: 100% G Fund

Markets closed out a punishing fifth consecutive week of declines as the Iran conflict entered its second month with no ceasefire in sight, dragging the Dow to a new 2026 closing low on a 750-point drop. The Fed held rates steady, boxed in by energy-driven inflation that prevents easing and war-driven demand destruction that prevents tightening — a textbook stagflationary trap. Record capital flight from emerging markets ($12B pulled from India alone) and spiking cross-asset correlations signal this is no ordinary correction but a synchronized global de-risking event. With recession now framed as a 'real risk' by mainstream outlets and oil supply disruptions fracturing the Western sanctions front, investors face a market where traditional diversification offers little shelter.

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